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Posted by: Mrs. Chuck Noblet November 19, 2008 12:29 am
Tonight's Guest: Paul Simon, Author, "Lyrics: 1964-2008"

Posted by: JamieAiken919 November 19, 2008 04:07 am
OMFG PLEASE LET THERE BE SINGING!!!

Posted by: Meaculpa November 19, 2008 04:45 am
NOOOOO! NOT TO BE CONTINUED!!!

Posted by: Pulp November 19, 2008 04:48 am
Yes, as in of Garfunkel

Posted by: JamieAiken919 November 19, 2008 04:49 am
OMFG I SEE A GUITAR!!!
And Paul's still too cute. He's still crazy after all these years. laugh.gif

Posted by: Pulp November 19, 2008 04:53 am
Slow down, you move too fast.
You got to make the morning last.
Just kicking down the cobble stones.
Looking for fun and feelin' groovy.

Ba da, Ba da, Ba da, Ba da...Feelin' Groovy.

Hello lamp-post,
What cha knowin'?
I've come to watch your flowers growin'.
Ain't cha got no rhymes for me?
Doot-in' doo-doo,
Feelin' groovy.

I've got no deeds to do,
No promises to keep.
I'm dappled and drowsy and ready to sleep.
Let the morning time drop all its petals on me.
Life, I love you,
All is groovy.

Waking up I'm feelin sad
The whole morning's going bad
Starbucks has shut in my town
Now I'm wearing a frown
I wish I had coffee
Make me glad

Posted by: JamieAiken919 November 19, 2008 04:54 am
YAY SINGING!!!
I hope Stephen sings with him, but even if he doesn't... It's Paul Simon, motherfucker!!

Posted by: Pulp November 19, 2008 04:56 am
There's even a parody...

her) "Slow down, you move too fast"
(her) "I only said you could touch my ass"
(her) "So, maybe you should head on home"
(him) "Lemme have fun, feelin' boobies!"
da da da da da da da Feelin' boobies

(him) "Ya know, they have- been really showin'"
(him) "They must've spent all summer growin'"
(him) "Won't ya lift your shirt for me"
(him) "Swear I love you, feelin' boobies"
la la la la la la la feelin' boobies

(her) "You can call me prude, but you won't get a peek"
(her) "Your method is lousy, your game is too weak"
(him) "When your sister comes home she will show hers to me"
(him) "I don't need you, to feel boobies"
la la la la la la la feelin boobies

Posted by: Mrs. Chuck Noblet November 19, 2008 04:58 am
Paul Simon is awesome. One of my first memories involved watching him on SNL performing with some type of African tribal band. I love him.

Posted by: JamieAiken919 November 19, 2008 05:01 am
QUOTE (Mrs. Chuck Noblet @ November 18, 2008 11:58 pm)
Paul Simon is awesome. One of my first memories involved watching him on SNL performing with some type of African tribal band. I love him.

One of my first memories of SNL is seeing him in that turkey outfit singing Still Crazy. That was... about six years ago. I've loved him ever since. biggrin.gif

Posted by: e_colberto November 19, 2008 11:19 pm
i love paul simon so much.

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