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Mrs. Chuck Noblet	Posted: November 19, 2008 12:29 am
The Colbert Report Group: Moderators Posts: 2325 Member No.: 10 Joined: May 27, 2007	Tonight's Guest: Paul Simon, Author, "Lyrics: 1964-2008" -------------------- The Plastics of OSCLA: She will assign a pundit to "butter your muffin." Occupation: Queen of the Mods.

JamieAiken919	Posted: November 19, 2008 04:07 am
The Colbert Report Group: Members Posts: 1613 Member No.: 50 Joined: May 27, 2007	OMFG PLEASE LET THERE BE SINGING!!! -------------------- "It's not just about a missing mug! It's a metaphor! We must all search for the Grail inside of us!" "Somebody's swallowed it??" King Arthur and Sir Robin; Monty Python's SPAMALOT! I'm Jamie Aiken, and I approve this message!

Meaculpa	Posted: November 19, 2008 04:45 am
The Colbert Report Group: Admin Posts: 2320 Member No.: 2 Joined: May 27, 2007	NOOOOO! NOT TO BE CONTINUED!!! -------------------- Auf Wiedersehn, Dangleschlong.

Pulp	Posted: November 19, 2008 04:48 am
Administrator Group: Admin Posts: 989 Member No.: 1 Joined: May 27, 2007	Yes, as in of Garfunkel -------------------- Let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself—nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance. In every dark hour of our national life a leadership of frankness and vigor has met with that understanding and support of the people themselves which is essential to victory. I am convinced that you will again give that support to leadership in these critical days. - FDR

JamieAiken919	Posted: November 19, 2008 04:49 am
The Colbert Report Group: Members Posts: 1613 Member No.: 50 Joined: May 27, 2007	OMFG I SEE A GUITAR!!! And Paul's still too cute. He's still crazy after all these years. -------------------- "It's not just about a missing mug! It's a metaphor! We must all search for the Grail inside of us!" "Somebody's swallowed it??" King Arthur and Sir Robin; Monty Python's SPAMALOT! I'm Jamie Aiken, and I approve this message!

Pulp	Posted: November 19, 2008 04:53 am
Administrator Group: Admin Posts: 989 Member No.: 1 Joined: May 27, 2007	Slow down, you move too fast. You got to make the morning last. Just kicking down the cobble stones. Looking for fun and feelin' groovy. Ba da, Ba da, Ba da, Ba da...Feelin' Groovy. Hello lamp-post, What cha knowin'? I've come to watch your flowers growin'. Ain't cha got no rhymes for me? Doot-in' doo-doo, Feelin' groovy. I've got no deeds to do, No promises to keep. I'm dappled and drowsy and ready to sleep. Let the morning time drop all its petals on me. Life, I love you, All is groovy. Waking up I'm feelin sad The whole morning's going bad Starbucks has shut in my town Now I'm wearing a frown I wish I had coffee Make me glad -------------------- Let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself—nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance. In every dark hour of our national life a leadership of frankness and vigor has met with that understanding and support of the people themselves which is essential to victory. I am convinced that you will again give that support to leadership in these critical days. - FDR

JamieAiken919	Posted: November 19, 2008 04:54 am
The Colbert Report Group: Members Posts: 1613 Member No.: 50 Joined: May 27, 2007	YAY SINGING!!! I hope Stephen sings with him, but even if he doesn't... It's Paul Simon, motherfucker!! -------------------- "It's not just about a missing mug! It's a metaphor! We must all search for the Grail inside of us!" "Somebody's swallowed it??" King Arthur and Sir Robin; Monty Python's SPAMALOT! I'm Jamie Aiken, and I approve this message!

Pulp	Posted: November 19, 2008 04:56 am
Administrator Group: Admin Posts: 989 Member No.: 1 Joined: May 27, 2007	There's even a parody... her) "Slow down, you move too fast" (her) "I only said you could touch my ass" (her) "So, maybe you should head on home" (him) "Lemme have fun, feelin' boobies!" da da da da da da da Feelin' boobies (him) "Ya know, they have- been really showin'" (him) "They must've spent all summer growin'" (him) "Won't ya lift your shirt for me" (him) "Swear I love you, feelin' boobies" la la la la la la la feelin' boobies (her) "You can call me prude, but you won't get a peek" (her) "Your method is lousy, your game is too weak" (him) "When your sister comes home she will show hers to me" (him) "I don't need you, to feel boobies" la la la la la la la feelin boobies -------------------- Let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself—nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance. In every dark hour of our national life a leadership of frankness and vigor has met with that understanding and support of the people themselves which is essential to victory. I am convinced that you will again give that support to leadership in these critical days. - FDR

Mrs. Chuck Noblet	Posted: November 19, 2008 04:58 am
The Colbert Report Group: Moderators Posts: 2325 Member No.: 10 Joined: May 27, 2007	Paul Simon is awesome. One of my first memories involved watching him on SNL performing with some type of African tribal band. I love him. -------------------- The Plastics of OSCLA: She will assign a pundit to "butter your muffin." Occupation: Queen of the Mods.

JamieAiken919

Posted: November 19, 2008 05:01 am

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QUOTE (Mrs. Chuck Noblet @ November 18, 2008 11:58 pm)

Paul Simon is awesome. One of my first memories involved watching him on SNL performing with some type of African tribal band. I love him.

One of my first memories of SNL is seeing him in that turkey outfit singing Still Crazy. That was... about six years ago. I've loved him ever since.

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"It's not just about a missing mug! It's a metaphor! We must all search for the Grail inside of us!"
"Somebody's swallowed it??"
King Arthur and Sir Robin; Monty Python's SPAMALOT!
I'm Jamie Aiken, and I approve this message!

e_colberto	Posted: November 19, 2008 11:19 pm
The Colbert Report Group: Members Posts: 1676 Member No.: 30 Joined: May 27, 2007	i love paul simon so much. -------------------- I'm sick and tired of hearing things From uptight, short-sighted, narrow-minded hypocritics All I want is the truth Just gimme some truth I've had enough of reading things By neurotic, psychotic, pig-headed politicians All I want is the truth Just gimme some truth

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